Big Bang Theory Quote

Raj: If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be their king.
Leonard: I hate my name. It has "nerd" in it. Len-nerd.
Howard: I lost my virginity to my cousin Jeannie.
Raj: I would be kind to my rabbit subjects... at first.
Leonard: You know what's a cool name? Angelo. That has "angel" and "jello" in it.
Howard: It was my uncle Murray's funeral. We were all back at my aunt Barbara's house. Our eyes locked over the pickled herring. We never meant for it to happen!
Raj: One day, I hold a great ball for the President of France, but the rabbits they hate me and don't come. I'm embarrassed so I eat all the lettuce in the world and make them watch.
Leonard: People could call me Angie. Yo, Angie! How's it goin'?
Howard: To this day, I can't look at pickled herring without being aroused and ashamed.
(sighs)
Howard: Cousin Jeannie.

Quote from S03E08 - The Adhesive Duck Deficiency


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