Big Bang Theory Quote
Howard: So nice you could join me this evening. You're looking lovely as always.
Katee Sackhoff: Thanks, Howard. Always nice to be part of your masturbatory fantasies.
Howard: Come on, Katee, don't make it sound so cheap.
Katee Sackhoff: I'm sorry. Fiddling with yourself in the bathtub is a real class act.
Howard: Thank you. So, shall we get started?
Katee Sackhoff: Sure, but can I ask you a question first?
Howard: You want to play Cylon & Colonist?
Katee Sackhoff: No. I want to know why you're playing make-believe with me when you could be out with a real woman tonight.
Howard: You mean Bernadette?
Katee Sackhoff: No, I mean Princess Leia. Of course I mean Bernadette. She's a wonderful girl and she really likes you.
Howard: I know, but she's not you.
Katee Sackhoff: I'm not me. The real me is in Beverly Hills going out with a tall, handsome, rich guy.
Howard: Really? Tall?
Katee Sackhoff: Six four.
Howard: Ouch.
Katee Sackhoff: The point is you've got a wonderful girl in your life and you're ignoring her in order to spend your nights in a bathtub with a mental image and a washcloth.
Mrs. Wolowitz: Howard! What are you doing in there?
Howard: I'm taking a bath!
Mrs. Wolowitz: I hope that's all you're doing! We share that tub!
Howard: Don't remind me!
(he turns back to find Katee has disappeared)
Howard: Oh, man, all soaped up and no place to go.
Quote from S03E09 - The Vengeance Formulation