Big Bang Theory Quote
Howard: Two years later there's a knock on the door; the guy opens it, and there on the porch is the snail who says, "What the heck was that all about?"
Bernadette: (giggles) I don't really get it.
Howard: See, it took two for the snail to-
(Bernadette kisses him)
Howard: Not important.
Bernadette: Can I ask you a question?
Howard: Sure.
Bernadette: Where do you think this is going?
Howard: To be honest, I was hoping at least second base.
Bernadette: You're so funny. You're like a stand-up comedian.
Howard: A Jewish stand-up comedian; that'd be new.
Bernadette: Actually, I think a lot of them are Jewish.
Howard: No, I was just be- Never mind.
Bernadette: Look, Howard, this is our third date, and we both know what that means.
Howard: We do?
Bernadette: Sex.
Howard: You're kidding!
Bernadette: But I need to know whether you're looking for a relationship or a one-night stand.
Howard: Okay, just to be clear, there's only one correct answer, right? It's not like 'chicken or fish' on an airplane.
Bernadette: Maybe you need to think about it a little.
Howard: You know it's not unheard of for a one-night stand to turn into a relationship.
Bernadette: (she kisses him briefly) Call me when you figure it out.
(she goes into her house)
Howard: Three dates means sex! Who knew?
Quote from S03E09 - The Vengeance Formulation