Big Bang Theory Quote
Leonard: What is it?
Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don't want tea.
Sheldon: I didn't make tea for *you*. This is *my* tea.
Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
Leonard: It's a *lousy* conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
Quote from S03E11 - The Maternal Congruence