Big Bang Theory Quote
Penny: Hey, Bev. Guess what?
Beverly Hofstadter: What?
Penny: I'm sleeping with your son.
Beverly Hofstadter: Really? Which one?
Penny: The one from whom I live across the hall... from.
Beverly Hofstadter: Well, that's convenient. How'd his penis turn out?
Penny: Oh, Beverly, I-I can't talk to my boyfriend's mother about his penis.
Beverly Hofstadter: Oh, fair enough. What can you tell me if anything about that busboy's penis?
Penny: Actually, I've only had the cheesecake.
Quote from S03E11 - The Maternal Congruence