Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: Excuse me? Excuse me, jailer?
Guard: What?
Sheldon: I need to use the restroom.
Guard: (Motions to cell toilet) Knock yourself out.
Sheldon: That's the toilet?
Guard: Well, it ain't a wishing well.
Sheldon: Please tell the judge I'm ready to apologize.
Quote from S03E16 - The Excelsior Acquisition