Big Bang Theory Quote
Raj: Okay, Sheldon, I'm going to be leading you through a series of meditation exercises. These methods come from the ancient gurus of India and have helped me overcome my own fears.
Sheldon: And yet you can't speak to women.
Raj: But thanks to meditation I'm able to stay in the same room with them without urinating. Now, ahem, close your eyes.
Sheldon: Okay, but don't punch me... When I was little my sister would say: "Close your eyes, you'll get a surprise." And then she'd punch me.
Raj: I'm not going to punch you.
Sheldon: That's what my sister used to say.
Quote from S03E18 - The Pants Alternative