Big Bang Theory Quote
Raj: Holy crap!
Howard: What?
Raj: We finally have proof that aliens walk among us!
Howard: Excuse me?
Raj: The dating site matched a woman with *Sheldon*.
Howard: You're kidding, an actual woman?
Raj: Yeah, look... breasts and everything.
Howard: Trust me, breasts doesn't necessarily mean woman.
Raj: Since when?
Howard: I'll show you a picture of my Uncle Louie in a bathing suit sometime.
(shudders)
Howard: Leonard, you gotta see this! We found a match for Sheldon!
Leonard: Great. Maybe she can have sex with him and then walk out on him the next morning without so much as a "How do you dooo?"
Raj: Do you know what he's talking about?
Howard: Nope. Why don't you ask him?
Raj: Leonard, what are you talking about?
Leonard: I don't wanna talk about it.
Raj: That was a lousy suggestion.
Howard: Whatever.
(grabs the laptop from Raj)
Howard: Right now, Doctor Sheldon Cooper has to send an email to his perfect match.
(starts typing)
Howard: "Greetings fellow life form..."
Quote from S03E23 - The Lunar Excitation