Big Bang Theory Quote

Howard: (Raj whispers in Howard's ear) You're right. Penny jogs. Maybe you guys can run together.
Sheldon: That's an excellent idea! If we chat, it will create the illusion of time going faster.
Penny: (unenthused) No, it won't. Um... hey, how does he know I jog?
Howard: Oh, he watches you from his car with high-powered binoculars.
Penny: (disgusted) Oh, my god! That is so creepy!
Howard: (mimicking Penny's tone of voice) I know!
(Raj whispers in Howard's ear)
Howard: And he says he's not gonna stop.
(freaked out, Raj whispers in his ear again)
Howard: Yeah, well, then see a shrink and figure out how to talk to women.

Quote from S04E02 - The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification


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