Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: (Thinks he has appendicitis) So this is how it ends... with cruel irony. Just as I make the commitment to preserving my body, I am betrayed by my appendix, a vestigial organ. Do you know the original purpose of the appendix, Leonard?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: I do, and yet I'm doomed while you live on.
Leonard: Funny how things work out, isn't it?
Sheldon: Oh Lord, I think it's about to burst!
(Loud fart)
Sheldon: On the other hand, it might have been the Brussels sprouts.
Leonard: Good night.
(Sheldon goes back to his room)
Sheldon: Good night. Appendicitis. What a nervous Nelly.