Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: I'm going to miss so much. A unified field theory, cold fusion, the dogapus.
Leonard: What's a dogapus?
Sheldon: A hybrid dog and octopus. Man's underwater best friend.
Leonard: There's somebody working on that?
Sheldon: I was going to! I planned on giving it to myself on my three-hundredth birthday.
Leonard: Wait a minute, you *hate* dogs.
Sheldon: A dogapus can play fetch with eight balls. No one can hate that.