Big Bang Theory Quote
Penny: Well, I'd ask you guys if you want dessert, but I know Sheldon doesn't eat dessert on Tuesdays, and even if Raj wanted something, he couldn't tell me. Howard won't order anything, but he will come up with some sort of skeevy comment involving the words pie or cheesecake. And Leonard's lactose-intolerant, so he can't eat anything here without his intestines blowing up like a balloon animal.
Quote from S04E04 - The Hot Troll Deviation