Big Bang Theory Quote
(Amy and Sheldon are speaking to Amy's mother over a video computer connection on a laptop)
Mrs. Fowler: It's nice to meet you too, Sheldon. I honestly didn't believe Amy when she told me she had a boyfriend.
Sheldon: I assure you I am quite real. And I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter.
Mrs. Fowler: (in a surprised tone) What?
Sheldon: Oh, yes. We're like wild animals in heat. It's a wonder neither of us has been hurt.
Mrs. Fowler: (scared) Amy, what is he saying?
Amy: You wanted me to have a boyfriend, mother. Well, here he is.
(Sheldon waves at the computer screen, while Mrs. Fowler nervously waves back)
Amy: Have to sign off now. My hunger for Sheldon is stirring in my loins.
Sheldon: Oh yes. It's time for me to make love to your daughter's vagina.
(Mrs. Fowler makes a little yelp as Sheldon closes the computer top)
Amy: Thank you, Sheldon; that went very well.
Sheldon: Agreed. Amy, I find myself wondering if we should actually engage in coitus at least one time in our relationship.
(Amy stares at him blankly)
Sheldon: Bazinga.
(looks at his watch)
Sheldon: Bedtime. Please show yourself out.
Quote from S04E05 - The Desperation Emanation