Big Bang Theory Quote
Wyatt: (Penny's dad, urging Leonard to get back together with her) Please, please, please don't give up on her!
Leonard: What?
Wyatt: I can't go back to the skateboard idiots, the white rappers, and all those sweaty dumb-asses with their backwards hats.
Leonard: Gee, I don't know if it's in the cards, sir.
Wyatt: Then stack the deck! Cheat! Lie! I don't care! I want grandkids before I die, and I want 'em to grow up in a house without wheels.
Quote from S04E09 - The Boyfriend Complexity