Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: (Trying to steer away from Bernadette and Howard's bickering) Um, Dr. Koothrappali, would you like to weigh in on the matter?
Raj: (Holding his drink) Why certainly. I'd like to raise two points. Number one, I think they are talking about penises. And number two, these mimosas are kicking my little brown ass!
Leonard: (Coldly to him) I'd like to kick your little brown ass.
Raj: What did I do?
Leonard: (Sarcastically) Oh, I don't know. Maybe when you walk into a hotel room and see a guy getting back with his girlfriend, you should maybe do something other than crawl into the other bed.
Raj: I did. You said no Bridget Jones.
Penny: (From the audience) We weren't getting back together. It was a one-off fling.
Sheldon: Um, we're not yet taking questions from the audience.
Penny: Oh, *shut up*, Sheldon!
Quote from S04E13 - The Love Car Displacement