Big Bang Theory Quote

Penny: Hey, do me a favor and take table 7?
Bernadette: You mean the one with my 118-pound rock-hard stud of a fianc? who's prone to canker sores and pinkeye?
Penny: No, I prefer to look at it as the one with my ex-boyfriend and his gorgeous, successful, sophisticated girlfriend who makes me feel like a toothless Okie.
Bernadette: Do you want me to spill hot soup on her?
Penny: Oh please, you're not that kind of person.
Bernadette: I know. But if she orders something low-fat, I'll totally give her the full-fat version.

Quote from S04E23 - The Engagement Reaction


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