Big Bang Theory Quote

(the guys are playing Mystic Warlords of Ka'a with a quarantined Sheldon)
Sheldon: (plays card) Mountain Elf.
Raj: He takes the elf from off the shelf.
Leonard: (plays card) Hellhounds.
Raj: Hellhounds!
(to the tune of "Who Let The Dogs Out")
Raj: Who let the Satanic dogs out? Who, who, who?
Howard: (plays card) Colossal Serpent.
Raj: (grabs his crotch) I've got a colossal serpent *right here*.
Sheldon: (exasperated) Must you?
Raj: Sorry, I'm just trying to cheer my buddy up.
(plays card)
Raj: Rotting Zombie.
(brief pause)
Raj: Sheldon's new Facebook photo.
Sheldon: Zandor, wizard of the North, ha, I win!
Howard: If you skip the part about being under a two week quarantine because you were exposed to a deadly disease, absolutely.

Quote from S04E23 - The Engagement Reaction


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