Big Bang Theory Quote
Leonard: Oh, I know they have money. But I don't think it's that much.
Sheldon: No, you're wrong. See, as you know, a few years ago I achieved one of my lesser dreams and became a notary public. From time to time I noterized banking documents for Raj. The Koothrappalis aren't just rich. They're Richie Rich rich.
Penny: So how much is that?
Sheldon: About halfway between Bruce Wayne and Scrooge McDuck.
Howard: What the hell, the last time we went to the zoo, that son of a bitch made me buy him a churro.
Leonard: Listen guys, I'm sorry. I don't want to be rude, but I need to go call Raj's sister, who I love so much. So vastly much.
Penny: Okay, so he's got money and it's a few gifts and a car.
Howard: And she got him to pay off all her credit cards.
Penny: What? He paid off her credit cards? Damn it, I could have dated Raj for a couple months.
Quote from S05E04 - The Wiggly Finger Catalyst