Big Bang Theory Quote

Penny: Mustache is looking good there, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Don't thank me, thank the dice. They told me what percentage of my face to shave.
Howard: Why are you still doing this?
Sheldon: Because it's working. In the past few weeks, unburdened by trivial decisions, I have co-authored two papers in notable peer review journals, and I'm close to figuring out why the Large Hadron Collider has yet to isolate the Higgs boson particle.
Leonard: You forgot to mention got chafed testicles because you no longer wear underpants.
Sheldon: The dice giveth and the dice taketh away.

Quote from S05E04 - The Wiggly Finger Catalyst


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