Big Bang Theory Quote
Raj: Go ahead, tell my parents why they won't have any grandchildren.
Sheldon: How would I know? Do you have a low sperm count?
Raj: This has nothing to do with my sperm count.
Mrs. Koothrappali: You are wearing the boxers that we sent you, aren't you?
Raj: Yes, Mumi.
Mrs. Koothrappali: Because you know what happens to the samosas when you wear tighty-whities.
Raj: Can we please stop talking about my testicles? Sheldon, tell them what you did.
Sheldon: What did I do?
Leonard: You left with his date. Friends don't do that to each other.
Quote from S01E08 - The Grasshopper Experiment