Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: You're a better man than I, Howard Wolowitz. You put 'er there, you son of a gun!
(holds out his hand)
Howard: Oh, whatever.
(they shake hands, Howard gets the electric shock, and faints)
Bernadette: Oh my God, Howard! What did you do?
Sheldon: (panics) It was a harmless Halloween prank... Look...
Bernadette: Howard has a heart condition! You know that!
Sheldon: Well, I thought he made that up! Isn't hypochondria common idiosyncrasy of Jewish people?
Bernadette: This is adrenaline... we're gonna have to inject it into his heart.
Sheldon: We are?
Bernadette: You are! I'm not strong enough to get it through his chest plate, and we've only got one shot!
(gives the needle to Sheldon)
Sheldon: Oh no! I can't!
Bernadette: Hurry! We're running out of time!
Sheldon: Okay...
Bernadette: Just do it!
Sheldon: Oh God! One... two... three...
(sticks a "needle" in Howard's chest)
Howard: (opens his eyes undramatically, revealing that he was just acting) Trick or treat, bubbeleh.
Sheldon: (while Howard and Bernadette laughs) What? No! You mean all this was just a ruse? Oh, how could I be so STU-U-U-U...
(touches his head with the electronic device and falls down again)
Quote from S05E07 - The Good Guy Fluctuation