Big Bang Theory Quote
(Leonard is getting advice from Penny about whether he should sleep with a local woman while his girlfriend is living in India)
Leonard: Here's the thing: I-I-I'm not one of those guys who sneaks around and sleeps with more than one woman.
Penny: Good for you!
Leonard: Problem is, I want to be one of those guys.
Penny: So, sleep with the new girl and lie to Priya.
Leonard: Oh, that's not who I am.
Penny: Alright, then break it off with the new girl.
Leonard: Oh, now let's not do anything rash. Sh-she's really hot...
Penny: If you like this girl so much, why don't you just end things with Priya?
Leonard: Priya and I are in love. I think we could get married some day.
Penny: Leonard, you're looking for a way to sleep with both women, and have everybody be happy about it.
Leonard: *Now* we're getting somewhere!
Quote from S05E07 - The Good Guy Fluctuation