Big Bang Theory Quote
Penny: I want to know what you told her.
Leonard: That's kind of between me and...
(looks over at Laura)
Laura: Laura.
Leonard: Laura.
Penny: Oh. Okay, I see. So while he was telling you things, did he mention he owns not one, but two Star Trek uniforms?
Laura: Really?
Penny: Yeah. Wears them. Not just for Halloween.
Leonard: Hey, pal. You didn't see me telling Kevin that you thought cold wars were only fought in winter.
Penny: Okay. Then I'll return the favor, and I won't tell...
(looks over at Laura)
Laura: Laura.
Penny: Laura... that half the dirty movies you own are animated.
Leonard: When you were telling Kevin about your acting career, did you mention your long-running role as "Waitress" in a local production of "The Cheesecake Factory"?
Penny: Did you tell her about your lucky asthma inhaler?
Leonard: Oh, yeah? Spell asthma.
Penny: A... s...
(pauses)
Penny: Take me home.
Leonard: Maybe I'm not done hanging out with...
(looks over the table and notices that Laura is gone)
Leonard: You're right. It's getting late.
Quote from S05E09 - The Ornithophobia Diffusion