Big Bang Theory Quote

Siri: (Raj enters Siri's office) Steve, I found six vacuum cleaner repair shops in your area. Four are fairly close to you.
Raj: Ahem.
Siri: Hello, Sexy. What can I help you with?
(Raj cannot speak)
Siri: If you'd like to make love to me, just tell me.
Raj: Ack. Ack.
Siri: I'm sorry, I don't understand Ack, ack.
Raj: (Waking up on couch) Noooooo!

Quote from S05E14 - The Beta Test Initiation


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