Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: Are you saying that you want to invoke Clause 209?
Leonard: I don't know what that is, but if it means I can go home and sleep, then yes.
Sheldon: Think carefully here. Clause 209 suspends our friendship and strips down the Roommate Agreement to its bare essentials. Our responsibilities toward each other would only be rent, utilities, and a perfunctory chin jut of recognition as we pass in the hall. "S'up?"
Leonard: Where do I sign?
Sheldon: Right here.
(turns his tablet around)
Sheldon: Use your finger.
Leonard: There, done.
Sheldon: All right, that's it. We are now no longer companions, boon or otherwise. We are now merely acquaintances. To amend the words of Toy Story: You have not got a friend in me!
Quote from S05E15 - The Friendship Contraction