Big Bang Theory Quote
Bernadette: Are you mad at me?
Howard: No. I'm not mad at you; I just wish you would have come to me so I didn't have to hear it through the nerd-vine.
Bernadette: So, what are we going to do?
Howard: You really want me to sign a pre-nup?
Bernadette: I don't know. My dad's pretty insistent on it though.
Howard: Why don't I talk to your dad? Man to man.
Bernadette: Really? Ah, that'd be so great
Howard: Done.
Bernadette: I should probably give you a heads up about a couple things. Even though he's retired from the police force, he still carries his gun. But don't worry, he wont shoot it; it's more of a fashion statement.
Howard: Okay.
Bernadette: And just to be safe, when you talk to him don't bring up Jimmy Carter, gardeners, foreign people, homosexuals, Sean Penn, Vatican II, gun control, organic food, the designated hitter rule, recycling or the fact that you're Jewish.
Howard: Got it, got it. Will you email me that list?
Bernadette: So the thing to watch for: if he's shouting at you, you're okay, but if he starts to get real quiet leave as quickly as you can without making eye contact. Not in a straight line; throw some zigs and zags in there.
Howard: Y'know, th- this isn't that pressing. Why don't I talk to him about it in May?
Bernadette: In May you're going to be on the International Space Station.
Howard: They got phones.
Quote from S05E16 - The Vacation Solution