Big Bang Theory Quote
Leonard: Sheldon, you're a grown man, he's a professional, and your haircut is number three on that poster from 1946. Just sit down and let him do it.
Sheldon: Fine. But if I come out of this looking like a dork, it's on you.
(Sheldon sits down and Angelo starts preparations to cut his hair)
Angelo: So my kid did the funniest thing today...
Sheldon: No.
(Stands up and walks out)
Leonard: (to Angelo) When you tell this story later, the word we usually use is quirky.
Quote from S05E18 - The Werewolf Transformation