Big Bang Theory Quote

Sheldon: I hate wedding receptions. I wish the bride and groom would take a cue from Bilbo Baggins; slip on the ring, disappear, and everyone goes home.
Leonard: Mmmm, you liked Professor Geyster's wedding.
Sheldon: They had a make-your-own-sundae bar. Oh, that was a night to remember. D'you know, on one trip, I just had a bowl of nuts.

Quote from S05E20 - The Transporter Malfunction


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