Big Bang Theory Quote
Howard: (phone rings, Howard presses speaker-phone) Howard Wolowitz.
Dave Roeger: Hey, Howard. Dave Roeger here at NASA. We need to talk about your upcoming mission.
Howard: Yes, yes! I've been doing my pushups. I'm still stuck at nine, but... that's going all the way down with no-one holding me.
Dave Roeger: That's great, uh, but that's not why I called. We've run into a bit of a snafu. Your Soyuz capsule failed the pressurization test, so, bottom line, mission's been scrubbed.
Howard: (picks up handset) You're kidding. So what does that mean?
Howard: Uh-huh.
Howard: Uh-huh.
Howard: Boy, I gotta tell you I'm really disappointed. This was my dream ever since I was a little kid.
Howard: Okay, thanks for the call.
Howard: Yeah, you too.
(he hangs up)
Howard: Yes! thank heavens!
(laughs hysterically)
Howard: I'm not going to die in space! Whoo, now I can die the way God intended; in my late fifties with a heartful of pastrami.
Quote from S05E23 - The Launch Acceleration