Big Bang Theory Quote
Debbie Wolowitz: (phone rings) HOWARD, IT'S THE PHONE!
Howard: (waking up) I know it's the phone, Ma I HEAR the phone!
Debbie Wolowitz: WHO'S CALLING THAT THIS UNGODLY HOUR?
Howard: I don't know!
Debbie Wolowitz: WELL ASK THEM *WHY* THEY'RE CALLING THAT THIS UNGODLY HOUR!
Howard: How can I ask them when I'M TALKING TO YOU?
(answers phone)
Howard: Hello?
Leonard: Howard, it's Leonard. Code milky green.
Howard: Dear lord, not milky green!
Leonard: Affirmative. With fever.
Debbie Wolowitz: WHO'S ON THE PHONE?
Howard: It's Leonard!
Debbie Wolowitz: WHY IS HE CALLING?
Howard: Sheldon's sick!
Debbie Wolowitz: WERE YOU PLAYING WITH HIM?
Howard: For God's sake, Ma! I'm 26 years old!
Debbie Wolowitz: (sarcastic) EXCUSE ME, MR GROWN-UP!
(Changing subject)
Debbie Wolowitz: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAST!
Howard: (irritated) CHOCOLATE MILK AND EGGOS! PLEASE!
Quote from S01E11 - The Pancake Batter Anomaly