Big Bang Theory Quote

Sheldon: (phone talk) President Seibert, listen to reason. Yeah, I understand I don't use the parking spot. That's not the point. I...
Sheldon: Yes, I'm aware you told me not to call you at home. But you didn't answer the door. And I know you were there because I saw you through the mail slot.
Sheldon: Yeah, well, that's some salty language.May I remind you, you're the president of a major university, not the president of the Potty Mouth Club.
Sheldon: There it is again. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Sheldon: Well, I'm sorry for your loss. Good night, sir.
Sheldon: (to Leonard) Unbelievable! He says Wolowitz deserves my spot because he's a high-profile asset to the university.
Leonard: Well, he's not wrong. Howard did go to the International Space Station.
Sheldon: That was five weeks ago. How much longer is he gonna milk that cow?
Leonard: Sheldon, let it go. It's not a big deal.
Sheldon: No. No, this is a slippery slope, Leonard. See, it starts with a parking space. Where does it end? It's like my dad always said, "First they say you can't drink and drive. Next you can't let your 10-year-old take the wheel while you sleep one off in the backseat."

Quote from S06E09 - The Parking Spot Escalation


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