Big Bang Theory Quote
Penny: (reading directions) OK now, holding sides of hearth in position, lower mantelpiece assembly onto top tabs.
Leonard: I consider I built a fireplace with my own two hands.
Penny: You're so butch.
Leonard: Oh, I got a little paper cut.
Penny: Of course you did; your hands are softer than veal.
Leonard: Oh, uh, before I forget: Saturday I'm planning a little Dungeons and Dragons night with the guys.
Penny: Really! That's how you're going to spend your Saturday night?
Leonard: Come on, I hardly ever get a chance to play any more.
Penny: Oh you poor thing. Is having a real-life girlfriend who has sex with you getting in the way of your board games?
Leonard: A little bit, yeah.
Quote from S06E11 - The Santa Simulation