Big Bang Theory Quote
Stuart: What's wrong with Christmas?
Sheldon: (wearily) Oh, where to begin? Trees indoors, overuse of the words "'tis" and "'twas". And the absurd custom of one stocking. Everyone knows socks belong in pairs. Who uses one sock?
Howard: Pirate with a peg leg?
Sheldon: Actually, that helps. Thank you.
Quote from S06E11 - The Santa Simulation