Big Bang Theory Quote
Bernadette: Howie, we can't afford to waste money on junk like this.
Howard: What are you talking about? We make plenty of money.
Bernadette: *I* make plenty of money! You make peanuts!
Howard: Yes, but we're married now. That means when you get sick, I take care of you. And when you make a bunch of money, I get to buy stuff. Sorry if you don't like it, but that's how love works.
Bernadette: No, here's how love works. You're going to return the machine, or you can print out a working set of lady parts and sleep with those.
(seeing his look of contemplation)
Bernadette: Oh, my god! Are you actually thinking about it?
Quote from S06E14 - The Cooper/Kripke Inversion