Big Bang Theory Quote
Leonard: I don't know why I avoided the Harry Potter books for so long; these are great. Just started number six.
Sheldon: That's a good one. Dumbledore dies in that one.
(Leonard stares at him, dumbfounded)
Sheldon: Yeah, I know; I didn't see it coming either.
Leonard: Why would you say that?
Sheldon: You brought up the subject; I contributed an interesting fact on that subject. It's called the art of conversation. 'Kay, your turn.
Leonard: That was a huge spoiler.
(throws the book aside)
Sheldon: Good.
Leonard: What is wrong with you? If I did that you'd bitch about it for weeks.
Sheldon: Really, Leonard, are you going to have another one of your hissy fits?
Leonard: Hissy fit? *I* have hissy fits?
Sheldon: Yes, and I have a theory why. Because of your lactose intolerance, you switched over to soy milk. Soy contains estrogen-mimicking compounds. I think your morning Cocoa Puffs are turning you into a hysterical woman.
Leonard: You are unbelievable! I don't know why I put up with you. You know, you're controlling, you're irritating...
Sheldon: There you go again! Nag, nag, nag! You're only proving my point, little lady.
Leonard: You know what? Screw you, Sheldon! You are the most annoying person I ever met.
Sheldon: Wha- I'm annoying? You criticize my behavior all the time. "Sheldon, don't talk about your bowel movements over breakfast." "Sheldon, when the president of the university is giving a eulogy at a funeral, don't yawn and point at your watch." "Sheldon, don't throw away my shirts cause you think they're ugly." You're impossible.
Leonard: That's it. I don't. I don't have to put up with this.
Sheldon: Actually, I have your signature on a roommate agreement that says you do.
Leonard: Aaaw, here's what I think of your roommate agreement!
(he throws it in the waste-paper basket)
Sheldon: (Sheldon gasps) You pick that up right now.
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: You- Roommate agreement, section twenty-seven, paragraph five: "The roommate agreement, like the American flag, cannot touch the ground."
Leonard: I don't care. I don't have to do anything you say because... I don't think I want to live here any more.
Sheldon: Where are you going?
Leonard: To live with Penny, and not you, you crazy bastard.
Quote from S06E15 - The Spoiler Alert Segmentation