Big Bang Theory Quote

Sheldon: You can't live here.
Amy: What? Why? Is it the message? I only used urban slang to sound tough so people wouldn't break in.
Sheldon: It's not the message.
Amy: What is it then? I did everything just the way you like it.
Sheldon: You did.
Amy: THEN WHAT THE HELL SHELDON? We have been going out for over two years and I have been nothing but patient with you. I watch your dopey space movies. I signed your ridiculous contract. I even stopped wearing lip gloss because you said it made my mouth look too slippery. I am the best girlfriend you're ever going to have. Just give me one good reason why I can't live here.
Sheldon: It's Penny's fault.
Amy: What?
Sheldon: She doesn't want to live with Leonard so he has to live here again. She's the snake in our garden. She's the reason we can't be happy.

Quote from S06E15 - The Spoiler Alert Segmentation


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