Big Bang Theory Quote
Alex Jensen: Well, um, I know she loves playing the harp, so I found this
(pulls out harp-shaped music box)
Alex Jensen: beautiful music box that plays one of her favorite songs.
Sheldon: Now, Amy already has a real harp, and it can play any song. What are you trying to pull here?
Alex Jensen: Well, I just thought it would be...
Sheldon: (sounding like a game-show buzzer) Nexxxt!
Alex Jensen: OK, um, I know she's a fan of the Canterbury Tales,
Sheldon: Mmmm.
Alex Jensen: so I found this cool map that illustrates the characters' journey through England. I thought we could put it in a really nice frame.
Sheldon: But she's got Google Maps on her phone.
Alex Jensen: I don't know how to respond to that.
Sheldon: Well, I hope it's with a third good option, because these first two - Bleah...
Alex Jensen: OK. Well, uh, luckily, I saved the best for last. Since Amy's a neuroscientist, I did some research and found out that Santiago Ram?n y Cajal, the father of modern neuroscience, did lots of hand drawings of brain cells, and I managed to find this signed print.
Sheldon: Wow. Oh, this is truly remarkable.
Alex Jensen: Thank you.
Sheldon: I think I'll keep it for myself.
Alex Jensen: What about your girlfriend?
Sheldon: It's too late, I called dibs.
Quote from S06E16 - The Tangible Affection Proof