Big Bang Theory Quote
Raj: (Texting) My father's a gynecologist, so if you're ever in India and you need a "check-up", my father is, as he likes to say, at your cervix.
Lucy: (Texting) That's terrible. Your father should be in a pun-itentiary.
Raj: (Texting) That is a fitting pun-ishment. I still don't know what you do for a living.
Lucy: (Texting) Web design.
Raj: (Texting) Anything I might have seen?
Lucy: (Texting) I don't know. You ever look at porn websites?
Raj: (Texting) No, never. What is porn?
Lucy: Sorry, auto-correct. That was supposed to say prom websites.
Raj: Ooh, fun. I love prom. The romance, the gowns, it's like a fairy tale come to life.
(Lucy looks at Raj funny)
Raj: Sorry, auto-correct. That was supposed to say, I like sports.
Quote from S06E18 - The Contractual Obligation Implementation