Big Bang Theory Quote
Bernadette: Wha'cha doing?
Howard: You said clean up. I'm cleaning up.
Bernadette: You can't just throw everything in the closet.
Howard: Hey, you can tell me what to do, or you can tell me how to do it, but you can't do both; this isn't sex.
Bernadette: What if someone looks in there?
Howard: They're just coming over for dinner. No-one's going to look in the closet.
Bernadette: You don't know that. What if someone's looking for the bathroom and they open that door?
Howard: Could work out. For all we know, there's a toilet in there somewhere.
Bernadette: Fine, but after tonight we need to get a handle on this mess.
Howard: Y'know what we should do, we should show the closet to Sheldon.
Bernadette: Hm, why?
Howard: Are you kidding? He's like a savant at organizing. Did you know *everything* in his apartment has a label on it. Including his label-maker which has a label that says 'label-maker'. And, if you look really close at that label-maker label, you'll see a label that says 'label'.
Bernadette: Can't do that. We can't just ask him to straighten our closet.
Howard: No, we wouldn't *ask* him. We'd just show him the closet and let the goblins in his head take it from there.
Quote from S06E19 - The Closet Reconfiguration