Big Bang Theory Quote
Leonard: Hey. Where have you been?
Sheldon: Oh, Leonard. If I was prone to sarcasm, I would say I was pulling off a major heist at the museum of laundry baskets.
Leonard: (to himself) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
(heavy sigh)
Leonard: I meant "Golly, Sheldon, you've been gone a long time."
Sheldon: Oh. Well, I was waylaid by Penny, Bernadette, and Amy. They made me reveal confidential information about Howard's father.
Leonard: What information?
Sheldon: I can't tell you that. I am bound by closet organizer/organizee confidentiality.
Raj: Well, come on. We won't tell anyone.
Sheldon: Sorry. Badgering me won't work. What you should have said is "It's pointless to keep this a secret, because Penny will tell us."
Leonard: Fine, then that.
Sheldon: All right, I'll tell you.
Quote from S06E19 - The Closet Reconfiguration