Big Bang Theory Quote

Raj: Unbelievable! You have some nerve showing up here just to schmooze with the tenure committee.
Sheldon: You're here.
Raj: Excuse me. I'm here to pay my respects to Professor Tupperware or whatever his name is.
Sheldon: So am I. His passing makes me feel bad.
Leonard: Well, well, well, Sheldon, fancy meeting you here. I guess the train store in Glendale wasn't having a cotillion after all.
(to Raj)
Leonard: And you. You said you weren't coming here either.
Raj: I have a thick accent. You don't know what I said.
Amy: I'd like to know why Penny's here.
Penny: I'm here to support my man, just like you.
Sheldon: What are you going to do? Take people's drink orders and get them wrong?
Leonard: Do it!
(Penny slips off her coat and is wearing a short black dress with prominently displayed breasts. Raj stares at her)
Sheldon: What? Did she do it yet?
Amy: She plans on flirting with members of the tenure committee to further Leonard's cause.
Sheldon: Well, that's a fine how do you do. Don't just stand there, take your breasts out.
Howard: Ooooohh, meerkat fight.
Amy: You're all wasting your time. Sheldon is the most qualified for the job, and no amount of gravity defying bosom's going to change that. Seriously, is that tape? Like how are they staying up like that?
Leonard: Way to hit 'em with both barrels.
Raj: You two should be ashamed of yourselves. Using women to advance your cause with sexuality and whatever Amy plans on doing.

Quote from S06E20 - The Tenure Turbulence


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