Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: My primary concern with being granted tenure is living with an insanely jealous roommate after the fact. I might need to sleep with a gun under my pillow. Or a chain saw.
Amy: Or, you take advantage of your new found economic stability and move out, buy a house, get married, start a family.
Sheldon: Or... the chain saw.
Quote from S06E20 - The Tenure Turbulence