Big Bang Theory Quote
Leonard: So, am I driving you to work or are you still mad at me?
Sheldon: I'd like a ride. Assuming you actually do take me to work.
Leonard: Where do you think I would take you?
Sheldon: Who knows? You said you'd be home yesterday, but came home three days ago. You say you're taking me to work, but for all I know I'll end up in a deserted amusement park, or a cornfield maze or a back alley dog fight. You tell me.
Sheldon: I'm going to work. You can come if you want.
Sheldon: OK. By the way you have something on your shirt.
Leonard: No, I don't.
Sheldon: Hurts, doesn't it? You know, I find myself wondering if anything you every told me is true.
Leonard: I didn't make it back. The ship sank. I'm in hell.
Sheldon: You say you're from New Jersey, but how can I believe you.
Leonard: Why would anybody claim to be from New Jersey, if they weren't?
Sheldon: All right, I'll give you that one.
Quote from S07E02 - The Deception Verification