Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: And then Leonard took me to the barber and the dentist. and then to cap off the perfect day the Las Angeles Bureau of Weights and Measures.
Leonard: I thought the Measures were going to be the stars of the show; turns out it was the Weights.
Penny: I'm so glad you guys are friends again.
Sheldon: Eh, I'm glad you and I are friends again too.
Penny: Aw.
Sheldon: Which reminds me, this came in the mail, and I want you to have it.
(he hands her a coupon)
Penny: (reads) "Fifty cents off Vagisil."
Sheldon: Think of me when you apply it.
Raj: Can I just say: I've missed all of us hanging out together.
Sheldon, Bernadette, Howard, Amy: Yeah.
Penny: Me too
Leonard: Um, since when can Koothrappali talk in front of the girls without a beer?
Bernadette: Oh, that happened right after you left.
Leonard: And no-one told me?
Howard: (starting to weep) Can't believe we forgot to tell him.
Penny: Ahem!
(hands Howard the coupon)
Penny: Think of Sheldon when you apply it.
Quote from S07E02 - The Deception Verification