Big Bang Theory Quote
Leonard: (entering Penny's apartment) Hey I was just... what is happening?
Penny: (Penny dressed in a nightie) Oh, just a little treat. I know you've been feeling really bad about your Mom lately.
Leonard: Oh, oh, I have. So bad.
Penny: And I wanted to make you to feel better. So I planned something very special for you.
Leonard: I can already feel it working.
(he starts to drop his pants)
Beverly Hofstadter: (Penny turns her laptop around and there is Beverly Hofstadter) Hello, Leonard!
Leonard: (he hurriedly puts his pants back on) Mom?
Beverly Hofstadter: I understand you have been whining about my parenting in order to emotionally manipulate your girlfriend.
Leonard: I, uhhh.
Penny: Bernadette told me everything. Now you don't get the left or the right.
(referring to the running joke about his preference for the left in breast-feeding as a child)
Beverly Hofstadter: (Penny leaves the room) Let's discuss why you continue to involve me in your sex life.
Leonard: Oh please, mommy. No, mommyyyyy.
Beverly Hofstadter: When you were six years old you walked in on me and your father naked. I was swatting his bottom with your brand new ping pong paddle.
Leonard: I didn't dream that?
Beverly Hofstadter: How did that make you feel?
Leonard: Penny, come back! I'm sad for real now.
Quote from S07E04 - The Raiders Minimization