Big Bang Theory Quote
Leonard: So how was school?
Penny: Oh, good. Check it out: 'The Disappointing Child' by Beverly Hofstadter.
Leonard: You bought my mom's book?
Penny: Yeah. It's on the recommended reading list for my psychology class.
Leonard: Aaaw, come on, not that book! I-i-it's got every horrible story from my childhood in it.
Penny: Oh, cool! Are there pictures?
Leonard: Seriously, please find another book.
Penny: Oh, c'mon, why? How bad could it be?
Leonard: There's chapters about the potty-training... bed-wetting... masturbation. Basically, if something came out of me she wrote about it! Y'know what, do whatever you want. Just don't talk to me about it.
Penny: Not even the chapter on the breast-feeding crisis?
Leonard: It was not a crisis. Apparently I favored the left one; she got a little lop-sided.
Penny: Oh my God! You still go left!
Quote from S07E04 - The Raiders Minimization