Big Bang Theory Quote
Sheldon: (theme from 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' is playing) So, what do you think?
Amy: It was good.
Sheldon: That's it? Good?
Amy: I enjoyed it. When you told me I was going to be "losing my virginity" I didn't think you meant showing me 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' for the first time.
Sheldon: My apologies; I chose my words poorly. I should have said you were about to have your world rocked on my couch. Anyway, thank you for watching it. It's one of my all-time favorites.
Amy: It was very entertaining, despite the glaring story problem.
Sheldon: Story problem? Oh, Amy! What a dewy-eyed moon-calf you are. 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' is the lovechild of Steven Spielberg and George Lucas, two of the most gifted filmmakers of our generation. I've watched it thirty-six times, except for the snake scene and the face-melting scene which I can only watch when it's still light out, but. I defy you to find a story problem. Here's my jaw; drop it.
Amy: All right. Indiana Jones plays no role in the outcome of the story. If he weren't in the film, it would turn out exactly the same.
Sheldon: Oh, I see your confusion. You don't understand; Indiana Jones was the one in the hat with the whip.
Amy: No, I do. And if he weren't in the movie the Nazis would have still found the ark, taken it to the island, opened it up, and all died. Just like they did. Let me close that for you.
(gently pushes his chin up to close his mouth)
Quote from S07E04 - The Raiders Minimization