Big Bang Theory Quote
Amy: This project would have us working in close proximity to one another, and there's the vulgar adage that one should not defecate where one eats.
Sheldon: My father used to say that all the time. That and um, "who does one have to orally gratify to get a drink around here?" But what does that have to do with you working at the university?
Amy: Sheldon, don't defecate where you eat means don't have a romantic relationship in the workplace.
Sheldon: Really!
Amy: Yes.
Sheldon: Hnh. I always took it literally. That's why I have never once moved my bowels in this or any restaurant.
Amy: I'm relieved that you don't have a problem with us working together.
Sheldon: Not as relieved as I'm about to be. It's a brave new world, little lady.
(he heads toward the washroom)
Quote from S07E05 - The Workplace Proximity