Big Bang Theory Quote

Penny: Awkward silence, Sheldon on his phone, no touching, somebody's having date night.
Amy: It's actually steamier than it looks; Sheldon's looking up the phallic symbolism of root vegetables in Renaissance paintings.
Sheldon: Oh, no, I got bored with that; I'm just browsing cuticle scissors on Amazon.
Penny: How do you not tear off his clothes and take him right here on this table?
Sheldon: If you do that, I'll scream.

Quote from S07E05 - The Workplace Proximity


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