Big Bang Theory Quote

Penny: (Penny's fantasy story) OK, sweetie. Let me tell exactly how that would have gone down.
Leonard: I'm going to do it. I'm going to ask her out.
Howard: I'm going squirt chocolate milk out of my nipples. Sorry. I thought we were saying things that are never going to happen.
Raj: Maybe this time he's going to do it.
Howard: Hope you're thirsty. Here it comes!
Leonard: Watch me.
Penny: Hey. You guys ready to order or do you need a few minutes?
Leonard: I... I... um.
Penny: A few minutes it is.
Raj: You didn't ask her out, but that was a lot of sounds.
Leonard: You guys are making me nervous.
Howard: Fine, then, go talk to her on your own.
Leonard: I will.
(goes over to Penny)
Leonard: Excuse me.
Penny: Yup.
Leonard: Hi, uhh, um, I'm Leonard.
Penny: Really? You don't sound so sure.
Leonard: No, I am he. Any-anyway, um, there's been something I've wanted to ask you for a long time. Um.
Penny: What's that?
Leonard: Well, I was wondering if you're not too busy... um... if you'd be interested in... telling me where the restroom is?
Penny: I think you're too late.

Quote from S07E11 - The Cooper Extraction


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